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Does anyone, apart from me, get the joke in this limerick? It was posted by reader Miv Tucker in the comments to my saucy limerick post.
There was a young curate of Salisbury,
Whose behaviour was quite halisbury-scalisbury,
For one day in Hampshire,
He took off his pampshire,
Though his vicar had told him to walisbury.
Esmerelda will get it straightaway, and is therefore banned from entering the competition.