31 Jul 2012
I say they're ersters and I say the hell with them.
31 Jul 2012
When East Meets Westies
Or: You Say "Menino,"
& I Say "Moreno"
Or: Procol Harum Scarum
Hugh Fitzgerald and Mary Jackson may be Popeye and Olive Oyl and say that it's spinach and the hell with it and some say "Gershwin says 'ersters' and I say baloney," but while I say "Cuber" for "Cuba," I say "oy-stah" for oyster and unlike Popeye, don't dare say, "Salam, salami, baloney" to the Islamic Society of Boston.
Luckily for me, the local world of issuing business permits is my oyster allah Boston bakeesh -and racial incidentally, with respect to fashion design, you can't go wrong with Pearl Bailey and your basic blacks (hat tip to Philippe Starck and to Godfrey Cambridge's** starkers wife) -as long as they stay out of West Roxbury (or, for that matter out of the West Side of Manhattan). My like-minded chum in chicanery, Chicago Alderman, Proco "Joe" Moreno, is also well-situated and likely to become a richer, whiter shade of pale and able to afford a Proco Harem.
After what happened to the Kennedy boys at the hands of Lee Harvey Oswald and Sirhan Sirhan, I'm not fool enough to cross communists or Arabs. The president of Chick-fil-A, Dan Cathy, should not be allowed to bash gays; that's the job of the Muslims.
Boston, home of the queen and sod,
Where Brahmins suck up to the Muslims
Jews are marked with Izod
And gays will come under the rod
Philippes, they come and go,
Designing women and ginocchio,
But you'll find me at the Bellagio
Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe,
Chick-fil-A Has Got To Go,
Thomas "Dial M For" Menino,
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