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Saturday, 9 February 2008

Clerihews for pop's senior citizens

Hugh is a connoisseur of the clerihew of course – this is a selection of the Clerihews for pop's senior citizens in this morning’s Telegraph from Craig Brown. His definition of pop is rather wide in the sense “popular” rather than “classical” but will suffice.

Madonna
Has new lyrics thrust upon her
For: Hanky Panky
Insert: Cranky Clanky.

Richard, Keith
Has several loose teeth
And suffers sore knees
When he falls out of trees.

Leonard Cohen
Says, "I must be goin'!
It's four in the morning...
And I can't stop yawning"

Mick Jagger
Is prone to stagger;
After an all-night bash,
He becomes Slumping Jack Flash

Chuck Berry
Likes to make merry
Yelping, "We sho' havin' fun!"
Aged eighty-one.

Cher
Figures out what to wear:
"Time to swap my body-stocking
For sensible woolly frocking".

Johnny Rotten
Is gone and forgotten
One might almost say
It's Amnesia in the UK

Tom Jones
Still moans
"Sex Bomb" at 67:
Yet his fans are in very heaven.

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Posted on 02/09/2008 12:29 AM by Esmerelda Weatherwax

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