Have Hannibal lectured on behavior appropriate in Western lands -- no coat hangers used to torture staff, for example -- just as he is escorted to a plane, and carefully told he must never return to Switzerland and, what's more, that the government of Switzerland, though not itself a member, will urge the members of the E.U. to treat him -- the lectured but likely unchastened Hannibal -- in similar fashion.

"Money can buy everything....except civilization."