Spatchcock, Crosspatch & Dan Patch
Or: Flat As A Spatchcock
Or: Spatchcocks of a Father Frock Together
From Poe's The Tell-Tale Chicken Heart: "Nevermore!" quoth the spatchcock.
Handyman: I can just spatchcock that tell-tale crack.
Star Trek: Engineering, this is the bridge. Engage the spatchcock!
Engineering: Spatchcock me through to the bridge
Hubert Horatio Hornblower: Open the spatchcocks!!
Lorena Bobbit: Let's see the docs spatchcock this one.
The Fraternity of Man: Don't spatchcock that joint, my friend, Pass it over to me.
To a cranky child: Don't be such a spatchcock!
To a Sergeant: Just spatchcock the barracks.
French Cuisine: Spatchcock Dan Patch
Vladimir Nabokov's unpublished A Crazy Quilty Of Spatchcock Designs & Disguises
The favorite French cuisine of Stanley Kubrick and Anthony Burgess: A Spatchcock l' Orange
Pirate Pervert: Want to see wot's under me spatchcock?*
Julius Caesar in Romeo & Coquelet: Cry "Spatchcock!" and let slip the poussins of war.
From South Africa's Alan Paton: Cry, The Beloved Spatchcock
French Cinema: Kissing Cousin Cuisine Poussin (betcha' thought I wuz gonna' say, "spatchcock")
"A bird prepared for cooking by flattening"? We all calls that Road Kill.
Made famous by Rush Limbaugh and perfect for shoehorning sticky food recrement into the trash compactor: Spatchcock City**:
* Hat tip to Bill Cosby for his old intoxicated Lone Ranger bit: Want to peek under my mask?
** You're spot on if you spatchcocked the misrepresentation
That Roman Catholic priest, although already celibate, should have been despatchcocked.
I seem to be at spatchcock purposes; about time to disengage.
