23 Jul 2012
"Other Than That, Mrs. Lincoln...."
Cineplex quondam Cineplexque futurus and all that. When asked why I had added the groin protector which later enabled members of the SWAT team to immediately detect that I was not one of them, I replied, "It's alimentary."
"Quick, children, let us get out of here into the sober night, into the shuffling peace of familiar sidewalks, into the solid world of good freckled boys and the spirit of comradeship. Welcome reality!"
"Anyhow, The Show Is Over,"
James "Sherlock" Holmes,
The Assistant Producer
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