A new study shows a worrying link between poor sperm and the number of hours a day that a man uses his mobile phone.

Sperm counts among British men have fallen by 29 per cent over the past decade, a drop which has also been blamed on increasing obesity, smoking, stress, pollution and 'gender-bending' chemicals which disrupt the hormone system.

I guess 1000 years from now or so this will be in the textbooks about how the West fell to the barbarians.