Perhaps they need a little Persuading. Or dragging. Tony Curtis interlude (h/t Paul):

I love sour-faced "Sweet Sue", who may (or may not) be Miss Olsen from The Apartment.

Let's have E. J. Thribb again, cousin of NER's very own E. J. Throbb:

So. Farewell
Then
Jack Lemmon.

Hollywood comedian
And much-loved
Star of
Some Like It Hot.

Yes. That was your
Most famous film.

And, at the
Time of writing,
It is very hot indeed.

Some may
Like it but
I do not.