Slow Day at Work
Rudy Giuliani
Was never in the army.
The reason was deferment,
Not preferment.
Barack Obama
Is quite a charmer.
When racists make him mad
He dreams of his Dad.
Mrs. Clinton, nee Rodham,
Said: "Let's overthrow Saddam!"
Then, five years on,
Blames a Vast Right-Wing con.
John McCain
Is getting to be a pain.
Though a genuine hero,
Conservatives rate him zero.
Tom Tancredo
(Rhymes with "tornado")
Said: "Let's put up a fence!
And hang the expense!"
Etc., etc.
Posted on 03/09/2007 2:53 PM by John Derbyshire