Advent Calendar December 17th

Jokes found in the crackers at a Christmas pub lunch recently. Sometimes ones  inner nine year old will not stay silent.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

A Christmas Quacker!

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What do you call an Eskimo cow?

An Eskimooo

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe. 

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That’s all folks. (and quite enough say some)

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