America is Rescuing Britain—Again

By Armando Simón

            You may have heard that the UK Supreme Court officially ruled on what we all know to be a fact (and science proves the obvious), namely that a woman is one who is born a woman, i.e., has XX chromosomes. This was followed by Keir Starmer, Britain’s wannabee Big Brother, conceding publicly that yes, the Court has ruled men are not women no matter how much makeup they slap on, or how loud they shriek. This must have been a bitter pill to swallow for him after years of leftists undermining elementary science and women’s rights (where are the frigging feminists???).

“We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men,” said George Orwell.

After years and years of persecuting and demonizing anyone who stated the obvious—and the science—trannies and their leftist enablers were in shock. And, in fact, they had a hissy fit. There have also been similar protests by Marxists and foreign transgenders in front of British embassies. There are rumors that they will hold a topless protest in Britain sometime in the near future; I don’t look forward to that; if they were real women, well, that would be different.

Now, you are probably thinking that Starmer and the judges finally came to their senses and accepted reality.

If so, you are very naïve.

In chess, sometimes it is necessary to sacrifice a piece and the trannies were the piece that was most expendable.

Trade talks have been going on since President Trump jolted the world with his reciprocative tariffs, and this has included the UK. The financial stability of many countries, again like the UK, depend on the lucrative trade with the USA. The permanent establishment of these tariffs would cause financial chaos in the UK and there would be a real possibility of British proles finally revolting against their oppressors.

In the case of Britain, however, Trump and Vance are not just interested in the financial aspect, but in the increasingly blatant totalitarian character of the British government. It is apparent that they are demanding that the repressive policies must be reversed if the tariffs are not to be permanent. Among these, migrant crime statistics are expected to be released soon, something that the leftist government has stonewalled. However, the real sticking point is that the US is demanding that free speech be reinstated in Great Britain (the Marxists know what happened when Musk reinstated free speech in Twitter). This would mean, among other things, that the government agency (Ofcom) tasked with imposing censorship and persecuting citizens be dismantled (hundreds and hundreds of British citizens have been sent to prison for stating their opinions and citing facts), along with revoking censorship laws. Ofcom, incidentally, is actually trying to censor the world, including American-run Gab; the latter responded by basically telling the British censors to stuff it; however, the censorship worked, since Gab vacated the UK.

The brains of totalitarian fanatics work differently from normal people. The reaction to Trump/Vance demanding that the UK eliminate censorship was “How dare the US attack the UK’s free speech?”

But let us return to the trannies. Unlike the US Supreme Court, judges in other countries, including the UK, are not independent from the executive branch. They are supposed to be, but they are not. So, in order to comply with one of Trump’s demands, Starmer ordered the UK Supreme Court to hand down their judgment on real women vs delusional transgenders. That way, he could deflect the leftists’ outrage and claim he is just following the ruling. Canny.

However, should Trump and Vance fail to restore freedom in Britain, at the next prom, when the singer belts out “Britons never, never, never shall be slaves!” the audience can stand, as usual. But with hands tied and their mouths gagged.

Armando Simón is the author of Humorous Stories of the Great Pandemic of 2020.