Elmo Tanner For President
The Whistling-In-The-Dark Whistlestop Campaign Begins
by Hugh Fitzgerald (Sept. 2007)
September 1
Cometh The Man, Cometh The Hour
September 2
While The Reluctant Candidate Considers, A Musical Interlude
The Candidate Seems To Be Pulling Out But Is Implored To Change His Mind
The Candidate Finds The Perfect Running Mate
The Candidate, On The Stump, Re-Affirms His Confidence In His Running Mate
The Environmentally-Aware Whistlestop Campaign Begins
The Candidate’s Speech In Miami Is Rapturously Received
Then It Was On To Alabama, With A Stop In Birmingham
September 3
Before The Behind Yet Under The Vast Above The World Is In Tears And Tomorrow Is Tuesday
The Whistlestop Campaign Keeps Right On: What A Day For Someone And Me
The Campaign Train Stops For The Night In New Orleans
As The Train Sped Westward In The Night, The Brakeman Strummed On His Guitar
September 4
The Train Arrives in Houston, Just In Time For An Election Day
Where A Good Time Was Had By All
The Candidates Met With The Oil-Men, And Talked About Oil
Heading Out Where The West Begins
On A Slow Train, From Houston To Dallas
September 5
Across West Texas To Albuquerque
Meanwhile, Back In Washington, Campaign Headquarters Released The First Position Paper
And While Elmo Tanner Slept, His Running Mate Lay Awake, Hearing That Voice
September 7
The Whistling-In-The-Dark Whistletop Campaign Stops To W(h)et Its Whistle
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