Gotcha! You couldn’t resist, could you? You couldn’t just rise above it and move on. The lure of the lewd was just too much. The final line of the limerick is:

And pumped his Episcopal sperm in ‘em

This is very rude and doesn’t quite rhyme, but don’t pretend to be shocked – you must have seen it coming. And it is probably the only time the word “episcopal” appears in a limerick.

Now click here to go to the second part of the Birmingham test.