Robert Gear

Articles

Another Modest Proposal

(November 2024)

Humpty Dumpty, Wokism, and Gnosticism

(October 2024)

How Chickens Overran the Ostriches

(August 2024)

The Important Notion of Chickihad

(July 2024)

The Machine Whimpers

(June 2024)

An Anglo-Saxon Warrior is Disinterred

(May 2024)

Bluff your way in Woke Inquisition Studies

(March 2024)

Pandora’s Telephone Boxes

(February 2024)

How Columbus Sailed the Ocean Blue and Other Matters

(January 2024)

Further Correspondence Among and Between Notable Pro-nouns

(November 2023)

An Apology for the Life of Ms. Shamala Harris

(October 2023)

Introduction to Woke Inquisition Studies (WIS) 101. Juneteenth, 2034

(August 2023)

A Call from the Wild

(July 2023)

Another Day in the Life of Winston

(April 2023)

MMXXXIV

(January 2023)

Conan Doyle’s Donkey

(November 2022)

Barking

(October 2022)

Reflections on Artificial Nasal Secretions

(September 2022)

Eyes on Fire, Little Beggars

(August 2022)

On Rotting Hill

(June 2022)

Up Your Snout

(April 2022)

A New Old Game

(April 2022)

The Return to Fresh Hell

(March 2022)

What Fresh Hell?

(February 2022)

Fear of Ferrets

(January 2022)

Sherlock Holmes and the Red-Headed League Redux

(November 2021)

The Strange Ride of Gunga B. Dass

(October 2021)

Reflections on Events at Manor Farm

(September 2021)

King Henry and His Wife, Andy

(August 2021)

Is Lizardmancide Ever Justified?

(July 2021)

Malarkey Presents the Golden Grovels

(June 2021)

The True Story of Two Pigs and a Rooster

(April 2021)

Report from Colonized Planet Delta Four, Part 2

(March 2021)

Report from Colonized Planet Delta Four, Part 1:

(February 2021)

Tombstone Blues

(January 2021)

Reflections on The Museum of Permanent Revolutionary Consciousness

(December 2020)

Pip Van Winkle Does Not Dream

(October 2020)

Utterly Corrupted or Incurably Dense

(August 2020)

A Very Holy Blissful Martyr

(July 2020)

Walking Shadows

(June 2020)

Freight Train Blues

(April 2020)

Desert Island Triggers

(February 2020)

There’s Magic in the Air

(November 2019)

Inoculate Against Rhinogradentia

(October 2019)

Another Nice Mess: Synchronized Turkey-Vulture Projectile-Vomit

(August 2019)

Rock Around the Clock: Dance Mania of the Left

(June 2019)

A Colorful Plastic Blow-up Parrot is Not a Pencil Sharpener

(April 2019)

The Meeting

(March 2019)

Some Devilry

(February 2019)

Available Illusions

(January 2019)

Chicken Pieces

(December 2018)

Stuffed Polecat, Turkey Stuffed

(November 2018)

The Return of Marx

(October 2018)

Shut Up! They Explained

(September 2018)

Books that Make Us Stupid(er)

(April 2018)

Mostly Rubbish

(March 2018)

Sticky Labels

(February 2018)

Pesky Pests

(January 2018)

Shrewd-eyed Dwarf

(December 2017)

Flat Denial

(November 2017)

Gramsci’s Tentacles

(October 2017)

Bears Chasing Sheep

(September 2017)

Beware the Mummy

(August 2017)

Letter to America

(July 2017)