There was a lad who wondered whether he could
Compose a limerick, and whether he should.
So with great aplomb he first sucked his thumb
And the limerick came out quite good.
There was a recalcitrant refusenik named Otto,
Who lived deep down in a grotto.
His friends were all mice,
Some quite urbane and nice
At our next subterranean party let’s all get blotto.
When you’re serving the group as their pilot
There’s never a time to run, or walk, amok to a riot.
Just keep your calm
Let it serve you as a balm.
You need not believe me, but I beseech you, just try it.
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There was a lad who wondered whether he could
Compose a limerick, and whether he should.
So with great aplomb he first sucked his thumb
And the limerick came out quite good.
There was a recalcitrant refusenik named Otto,
Who lived deep down in a grotto.
His friends were all mice,
Some quite urbane and nice
At our next subterranean party let’s all get blotto.
When you’re serving the group as their pilot
There’s never a time to run, or walk, amok to a riot.
Just keep your calm
Let it serve you as a balm.
You need not believe me, but I beseech you, just try it.