It is Eid; Definitely.

I know this because

1. I can see the bl**dy crescent moon with my own eyes over the roof of my neighbour’s bungalow.
2. The BBC said so and showed Eid Service live from Bradford Mosque at 10.50 this morning. I was at work.
3. For those who were at work this morning Celebrity Eid is on BBC1 in an hour. I’m going to bed.
4. Somebody over the back is letting off fireworks.
5. Also from Bradford, more lights tell me so.

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