Running on Empty

By William Corden

I just watched parts of the Harris sit down with Oprah! More “can’t we all just get along” rubbish and not a glimmer of policy specifics.
Boy is the world in trouble if this woman gets in. She has no idea what she’s supposed to do, the other world leaders will make mincemeat out of her and laugh while they’re doing it. I would say to America’s youth…. get ready for the draft!
She has me recalling  a Union President we once had in our massive Public Service Union, he was black too by the way and played the race card as often as he could, but that’s as maybe.
He could get up and make a speech from a script as good as anyone I’ve ever seen but the moment he lost that script he was as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike.
Dumb as a bag of hammers but crafty, with a private life that was a rolling trainwreck, and yet he could convince the members to vote for him with the generous image he’d created for himself. The first to give outrageous sums to charities (union money of course, because he had none of his own) and fluently bilingual, he ticked all of the right boxes.
Everybody knew he was useless and crooked as a dog’s hind leg but they voted for him anyways.
Does this remind you of anyone?
Don’t be fooled by the image makers.