Somebody tell me… have I got it wrong?

By William Corden

Dimwitted Canadian that I am..  😊
If  The Prez has put import duties on us, then doesn’t that mean there will be more supply for the domestic market and therefore our prices will go down?
Won’t our market be flooded with cheap beef, pork,  flour, lumber and fuel?
Our only other serious exports are icebergs, movie stars and music and they’re already down there.
Come on Donald, (and I’m a big fan) give us more… but one tiny word of warning.
We ain’t EVER going to become a U.S. State…. you couldn’t handle the politeness.