What To Do About Students Who Act Out on Campus

According to my distinguished colleagues, British psychoanalysts and philosopher, Jon Mills: “Expel them from the university for violating policy, keep their tuition money, have them charged if they’ve committed a crime, and let them suffer the consequences. As an Administrator, I would not want these students on my campus. As a parent, I would not pay for their tuition anymore as a lesson for acting like a jack ass. And as an employer, I would scan all online media where a prospective graduate had applied for a job, and never interview or hire them if I saw something that goes against my values or I deem to be a risk. I can’t tell you how many times I weeded out turds from the interview pool by looking at their social media.”

Sounds good to me. At least as a starting point. What do you all think?